She Adopted Us

This is a young cat that has adopted us. We don't know where it came from, nor how it gets in the house. Maybe there is a hole in the basement it come and goes through. It is extremely friendly and lovable, unlike the other cats that hang around the house. It likes to go upstairs and stay in empty bedroom. Maybe it's going to have kittens.

Wind at 0 mph

It said the wind was from the North at 0 mph, but if it travels at no speed, then it isn't traveling at all, and thus it isn't wind; I mean, wind that ain't blowing is like us that ain't living.